I Confess...
I am fed up!!!
For the last few weeks someone has been leaving their garbage in the street across from my driveway or in my yard.
I keep picking it up because I live in a nice neighborhood and want it to stay that way.
EVERYTIME it is McDonald's trash.
Mama doesn't eat McD's, the smell alone triggers my reflux and I gag.
I Confess...
True story, last Summer when MiMi and Myya were here with their kids for our annual MiMyMa Retreat we drove thru McD's for the kids.
I Confess...
My car still stinks.
And they PROMISED the smell would go away.
THAT'S how much I hate McD's...won't eat it EVER.
I Confess...
Wednesday I as in the backyard chilling w Coco and she went over by the gate where I couldn't see her.
If she wanted to she could get out through a little hole there that we need to fix.
So I went over to keep a closer eye on her.
I Confess...
I almost LOST it. I yelled, "Are you kidding me?"
(and maybe a few expletives)
Big Daddy was inside and came to see what I was yelling about.
There, IN MY BACKYARD, by the gate was someone's McD's garbage.
I Confess...
I. Was. Pissed.
It's like someone is playing a mean trick on me.
Who would know that I detest McD's so much? Why would they constantly leave me their garbage?
AND what posessed them to toss the garbage over my fence?
Seriously?
I Confess...
I had a dream last night that I was decked out in Camo and ear protection waiting for the "McD's garbage dumper"
I shot them.
Dead.
When Big Daddy came home he was sooooo mad at me. He told me my hatred for McD's was insane and that I had taken this all way too far.
But
He helped me bury the body.
I Confess...
I woke up thinking that was really nice of him.
22 comments:
Ohhhh my gosh I am laughing my ass off. I don't know whether to high five you or shake you. LOL
You know I am SOOOOO gonna bring McD's to the beach when we go, just to mess with ya :) Bawwwhaaahaa I am cracking myself up! :)
LOL! I should so be asleep right now! :)
I hope you can find out who the mcd trash person is..that should be your next post. How you stalked and found them out!! :)
Awesomeness.
I would be Pissed too! I hope you find out who Is doing that!
Any clues who the culprit is? I can't stand McD's, either...and you're right...takes forever to get the smell to go away!
i'd be pissed to if someone kept throwing garbage in my yard but really no McD they have the best Ice Cream
They put extra sugar in their buns so kids will become addicted to their burgers! (One of my favorite conspiracy theories....)
LOL I just had a vision of Big Daddy dressed as Ronald McDonald and Coco dressed like the Hamburgler for Halloween ;P
Enjoy your weekend!
xo,
RJ
Hahahaha! LOVE the dream! I live a few blocks from a bar so you can imagine the junk we get in our yard!
We get mad about the beer trash that is left in our yard by the college kids in the neighborhood. Nick got to the point of gathering it up and leaving it in front of their front doors--bottles, boxes, cans etc. We stopped getting trash in our yard.
hope you can figure out who it is so you can get them to stop--without blood shed.
There are these cute new air freshners for cars that hang from your mirror. They look hawaiian, like necklaces you'd normally hang there, but the flowers have air freshenrs in them. Id suggest that... b/c stinky cars suck!
Sorry about the trash!
I don't eat there either but I took my kids to get ice cream there one night last week and the smell of grease honestly made me sick! I feel you!
I have a really terrible confession to make...
When I see McD's garbage on the side of the road (and for some reason, there always seems to be a lot around here)...it makes me hungry.
How sad is that?!?!?!
Hahahaha! And then he helped me bury the body! I confess-that was the best part!
HAHAHA Your posts always make me laugh. It is however not very nice of the litter bug! I HATE litter and it drives me crazy when I see people throwing stuff out of their windows.
I share your burning passion hatred of McD's! And yes, I think someone is deliberately harassing you with this trash nonsense. :(
Hahaha! I'm with Myya, high five or shake?! LOL
I think hating McDonald's is one of the seven deadly sins. I'm just sayin'.
I know I shouldn't laugh at how much you detest McDonald's, but your post is hilarious! That is TOO funny!!
Nice to know he had your back!
I really enjoy following your blog! It has really inspired me in a lot of ways. Thank you!
I confess that I really like McDonalds, lolol. Yuck..I know. But your post made me laugh right out loud. Not the quiet typed lol kind of laugh, but real out loud laughter :-) I hope you find out who the garbage leaving fiends are!! Happy to have found your blog, and I look forward to seeing more:-)
LMAOOOO!!! Love this post SO much! And I hope the McDonalds Trashers read it and leave you alone in fear of their lives!
Lol! Now that is a perfect man- calling you for our craziness but then supporting you :). And seriously who is throwing thir trash in your yard! How annoying!
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