Friday, April 13, 2012

Breaking the Law...Confessional

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I Confess...

I dropped my Mima and sister Amy off at the airport this morning.

Big Daddy got out to help Amy with checking in their bags at the curb.

This meant I was left sitting in a drop off zone, where I should not have been "parked".

I know this because one of the "traffic movers" came up to my car and told me to move.

I said I would in just a minute but my husband was helping my 91 year old Grandma check her bags.

He said, "No you need to circle around and pick him up"

I said, "No, he will be here in just a minute."

He said, "Then you are going to be cited"

I said, "OK!"

He asked, "You want a ticket?"

I said, "Go for it!""

He walked away and 2 seconds later Big Daddy got in the car and we drove away.

I Confess...

Big Daddy got a BIG laugh over his wife telling the "traffic mover" to "go for it"

Yep, Mamarazzi breaking the law, I am such a badass.

I Confess...

I was not prepared for how heartbroken Coco would be to see Mima leave for her vacation.

When we came home from the airport she went running around looking for her and this evening she has been found in Mima's chair in the room she was staying in.

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I Confess...

I have been selling stuff like CRAY CRAY.

I found a local Facebook group that is like Craig's List.

It. Is. Awesome.

So far I haven't made any purchases, but it is only a matter of time.

Because I love a good deal.

Right now I am in the market for old windows, I have a fun project in mind for one of the larger walls in my house.

I Confess...

The other night when we were having a little sexy time I think I heard our bedroom door open and close.

Mima kept thinking our room was the bathroom since it is right across the hall from the bedroom she was staying in.

I haven't told Big Daddy about this yet, so we will see if he reads it on the blog.

I Confess...

He is likely gonna die wondering if our sweet little Mima walked in on us in a compromising position.

I kind of can't wait to see what he says.

So what are you confessing this week?

FYI...my internet has been REALLY poopy the last couple of weeks. I am sorry I haven't been visiting much, I will try to visit as many people as possible during good internet moments.
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19 comments:

Myya said...

I didn't pull up the comment box till after I read the entire post & that was a bad move cuz now all I can think to write is Ohhhhh myyyy GOSH your sweet Mima saw you boinky boinky. Bawwhhaaahaaa Big Daddy is TOTALLY going to freak wondering. He hated that we talked about it while we were there, I cannot imagine what he would do if someone actually saw it in action. HILARIOUS!

Ok back to the other confessions... You are totally a badass. Impressive Mama, IMPRESSIVE!

April said...

I love your comment..."GO FOR IT"...and then you drove away. Pretty funny, I must admit! Poor Coco...just breaks my heart to see her looking so blue. Our two dogs go into a deep depression when Chris is gone. He'll be coming home today and I know they'll be happy campers when he arrives!

becca said...

OMG the part about Mima had me in a fit of giggles poor Big Daddy he is going to be freaking

allstarme said...

LOL, that's hilarious about your g-ma opening the door. It happens! We always lock our door, but I know one time Elliot at least came to the door and listened, though he had no idea what was going on. Happy Friday!

Jolene said...

Seriously Laughing Out Loud!!!! Both the traffic/parking scam and Mima.

Poor Coco.

BTW...I have been singing Dude Looks Like A Lady all week. LOL

Café Moka said...

Haha from now, lock your door!!! ;)

sarita edgerton said...

I had to laugh just a little! This confessional was too funny. I would be wondering myself if Mima saw me in a compromising position! Hope Coco gets over missing her!

Jill of All Trades said...

Oh gosh the peek-a-boo thing...hilarious!

Kenzie R. said...

You definitely told that traffic cop, way to go! He shouldn't have hassled you in the first place, but I guess he took his job very seriously haha.
Poor Coco :(
That is too funny that your Mima may have seen you guys.. oh gosh. Haha!

VandyJ said...

Nick and I have almost been busted by Turbo at least once. It happens to everyone.
Have a good Friday the 13th.

Miss Angie said...

Oh poor cute coco missing Mima!

And OMG! LOL

Twingle Mommy said...

Oh man to get walked in on by your Mima. Much worse than getting walked in on by a kid since they don't really get it.

MiMi said...

ACK! Sexy time interruption!
Seriously, Coco is adorable there waiting for Mima.
I have that EXACT foot stool...it was my grandma's. LOL!
Also, I LOVE that you told the traffic ass "Go for it!"
I can TOTALLY see you doing that and I love it!

The Lovely One said...

Ah, I was hoping I'd see a comment from Big Daddy! I would die if I got walked in on... of course, that's why we always lock the door!

Forgetfulone said...

Oh you are such a badass!!!! Cracks me up! And so sorry Coco misses Mima so much. Can't wait to find out if Big Daddy read about it.

A Randomlicious Blog for the Soul said...

You ARE so funny!! I think you are super bad! :) I wanna be like you!

That picture of Coco in Mima's chair is too adorable!

And I can't wait to hear how your husband reacts to that either! LOL

SOrry I didn't link up this week too much cray cray stuff going on! :)
Have a great weekend!

Crazymamaof6 said...

Sexy time. Ha! Hilarious.

A little click on the door is better than kids knocking and running from the balcony while i was in the midddle of finishing. Ahhhhhhh. I was livid.

Funny you said "go for it! "

Beth said...

Hey, it's not like she'd be seeing something new, right? ;)

I LOVE that you challenged the citation officer and got away with it. You're my hero! I hate when uniforms use threats and intimidation like that, but I never feel justified enough to say "bring it". You rock!!

Amanda said...

This post is all kinds of fantastic - from talking back to the officer and getting your groove on with Mima close by! You made me smile today!

 
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