Friday, February 24, 2012

Sexy Time Confessions

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I Confess...

It is 8pm on Thursday as I type and schedule this post and I can barely keep my eyes open.

I am sooooo tired.

I have not been sleeping well. It's been a long time since I have gone without sleep like this.

I Confess...

I think I might have restless leg syndrome.

Big Daddy thinks I am nuts. He thinks I see any pharmaceutical ad on TV and think "Oh, I totally have that!"

And really, it's not at all true. I don't do that with everything and I am far from a pill popper.

I Confess...

I lay in bed sooooooo tired, praying to fall asleep and my legs just feel like they want to run a marathon.

Which is bananas cuz Mama don't run. Ever.

It is just sooo annoying my legs won't stay still so that I can sleep.

Any suggestions? Besides Big Daddy's suggestion for more sex...it didn't work.

Speaking of sex...

I Confess...

Coco has been VERY unhappy with us, we put her in her kennel when we have "sexy time" and she is usually OK with it.

I Confess...

The reason we put her in the kennel is because she will not stay off the bed and is all up in our biznass and, well...that's weird.

Anyway...

The other night Big Daddy went and got her from her kennel and she jumped up on the bed and POOPED!

What the hizzle? I was shocked!!!

I don't know what she was trying to tell us but I am pretty sure she wasn't happy with us.

Whatever...Mama needs her sexy time.

Speaking of Coco..

I Confess...

I am REALLY scared to take her to get fixed.

Her appointment is TODAY (Friday @ 8am) and I have been a little on the verge of tears all day.

I worry her disposition will change.

She really is the sweetest dog ever (the poop thing is something she has never done).

We allowed her to have a cycle based on our Veterinarian's advice, which was that she would stay a cool and calm dog if we let her.

She has had 2 cycles and tomorrow is the big day.

I Confess...

I am worried about her being under anesthesia or something going wrong.

I am pretty sure my heart will break is anything happens to her.

So could you please say a little prayer, think a happy thought, send a good vibe...for my little Coco?

Thanks.

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32 comments:

Patty said...

Try eating bananas with your restless legs. I have the same issue and that is what someone told me :-D

April said...

I've heard the same thing about bananas...might be worth a try! Our Bella has done her biz on our bed once before...I about DIED!

Brenna said...

Love this link up! Such a fun way to end the week!!

Jenn said...

Eli did that one time, only it was pee...and in his defense I was gone over 12 hours on meetings! LOL It's gross! She will be fine, this is routine surgery for them. :-)

becca said...

aw hugs will send out prayers for Coco for a quick recovery

VandyJ said...

Our dog looks at us with tired disgust when we make him get off the bed for our sexy times. The cat gets totally shut out of the bedroom because she totally want to get all up in what's going on and that's just weird.
My thoughts will be with Coco.

Ginger Zuck said...

Prayers for you and Coco!! Wish I could link up, but I'm off to work! :(

Samantha Lynne said...

I'm always scared to take a dog to get fixed. What is the vet uses to much anesthesia? How pain are they in afterwards? etc? I always feel so bad for them, bc they don't know whats coming. Prayers for you and your pup :)
xoxo
Samantha

betterblondesam.blogspot.com

ps Im working on my post so I can link up :)

Dani said...

I will say a prayer for Coco!! I work in a vet clinic and so I reassure owners all the time that their fur baby will be super safe in our hands. We do bloodwork on all animals before putting them under for surgery to make sure that they are healthy enough for anesthesia....and I am pretty sure that your vet does the same thing.

Annette said...

Praying for Coco. That is a scary time; I went thru the same feelings when our Spud got fixed. But, everything went fine and he's still the same sweet dog. Hoping it'll be the same for Coco. :-)

Had to laugh when I read "sexy time confessions." Big Poppa and I call it "snack time" mainly because the Crack Monkeys would look at us weird if we called it otherwise, lol.

Hope your legs give you a break soon; that can't be fun!

Have a great weekend!

A Randomlicious Blog for the Soul said...

Love it! My husband would so think sexy time was the answer for getting to sleep!! Mine is eat some carbs! LOL I would try a massage, being a masseuse myself that sure does relax you (if you allow yourself to relax), not to mention it's great for you..I have to warn you if your hubs is doing the massage he's definitely going to think there is some sexy time afterwards!

I don't blame you though for putting Coco in a kennel.....lol
I will pray for miss Coco! I think she will be ok!

Christine Thomas said...

We put the dog in the kennel for sexy times too...or outside and she will stand under our window and bark...yep. lol

I will be thinking of Coco! Our Summer got fixed a year ago now and I remember being so anxious just like you. Hugs!

Kenzie R. said...

We have the same problem with our dogs! We just shut them out of the room, they generally are really good. If anything they decide its play time and get too rowdy.

Coco will be just fine :) but I will send good thoughts any way.

Friday Confessional is a great way to end the week!

MiMi said...

Here's the thing...Coco is SO sweet that even if her personality changed and she got a little bitchy, she'd still be SUPER sweet. And she isn't going to change...she's just perfect and will continue to be. You ARE bringing her to the coast, right?!
Also...she shit on your bet. She's saying, "Shit on sexy time biznatches." LOL!!!
And what else...um...oh, that's def restless leg syndrome. My mom has it.

Aubrey S. said...

I'll be thinking of you and Coco today, but I'm sure that everything will go well.

Have a fabulous weekend!

Kasondra Morin said...

Try Yoga! Seriously, when my legs get that "I need to run" feeling I do a couple of short vinyasas and I feel tons better. Sometimes I just need to stretch!

Sara said...

Our dog would just stare at us during "sexy time" and you are right, that is just weird. He now sleeps on a loveseat in our room and completely ignores us once he goes to bed.

I battle with 'restless legs' from time to time too. I have found it is super bad when two things are going on 1. I am not getting enough exercise 2. I am super worried about something. I have in the past laid in bed and kicked the daylights out of my legs as fast as I could. It helped some, but then I started taking a walk right before bed and that really helped.

Thanks for hosting!

Lourie said...

I will suggest for your legs: Lots of water, a nice warm bath and a leg rub from your hubby.

Coco will stay sweet. She may even be sweeter! Give her extra lovin' this weekend.

As for the pooping thing......maybe give her a treat when you put her in the kennel and another when you take her out?

Megan Harmeyer said...

I had restless legs while I was pregnant - total suck! I took calcium-magnesium powder and the did the trick.

Poor Coco! I'm sure everything will go smoothly and you'll have your precious Coco back in no time.

Candace Pelz said...

I'll be thinking of Coco! I'm sure everything will go fine. :) Oh and my mom had her dog fixed right away and she was still a sweetie. So there's still hope! :)
I was always told bananas for RLS too...but I'm not a big fan of bananas so I never tried it. :P

Debby@Just Breathe said...

There are a few items that give me restless leg syndrome. My sister has used tonic water for years which has quinine in it. You may want to try some and google it!

bonbon said...

HAHAHA! And THAT is the exact reason I will not allow us to have animals. Can't let anything disturb our precious sexy time now, can we?

XOXO

bonnie
bonnielouisa.blogspot.com

DysFUNctional Mom said...

My friend has RLS, she has a sleep study done and they gave her meds which are helping.
Maybe try letting Coco outside immediately after releasing her from the crate? She was DEFINITELY sending you a message with that one, LOL!
I hope the surgery went well. xo

Stacie said...

My parents had a dog that punished them with poop. Except he would leave it in front of the door where it would get smeared upon opening of the door. Smart dog.

Beth said...

My Dad had Restless Leg Syndrome, and his primary symptoms include kicking the hell out of anyone in bed with him (without realizing it) and not being able to sleep because of leg spasms. Try potassium (bananas) and lots of water, for 4 days, to see if there's any improvement. It might also be related to bone density issues, so maybe talk to your doc about a bone density test. (I know way too much about this crap)

As for Coco....she will be FINE. I promise you. I had 3 female dogs go through it, and all of them survived and their disposition didn't change at all. No worries! She'll just be a little out of it after the procedure, and need help jumping and whatnot. As for the pooping thing....yeah, that sounds like a clear message, and she probably just needs to be reminded that you are Alpha. Good luck! Sexy time should not depend on the whims of pets or kids!

Ashley said...

My dog does the same thing!!
I love that Big Daddy's solution was more sexy time.. Too funny. I've herd bananas work also.

I have yet to take my dog to get her fixed. She is old.. And didn't have her first cycle till she was reall old and the vet said it may not be a good idea to do it. So we have to deal with it which sucks a little but we use doggy diapers.

My dog pooped in te bath tub during bath time the other night... It was funny and of course I made prince charming clean it up.

Adie said...

aww poor CoCo I am sure she will be alright!

Oh and there is no Mr Linky

Amanda said...

This is THE best post I've read in a long time ... minus poor sweet Coco. I'm glad to hear she is okay though!

Jolene said...

My legs feel that way sometimes. They kind of ache right before going to bed, I typically have a small cup of milk with 1 ibuprofen and it settles it down.

Thoughts are with you and Coco.

Crazymamaof6 said...

i do have restless leg and i just have to wiggle my foot off the bed to fall asleep, like rocking myself to sleep, the hubs hated it but he got over it.

funny about the kennel, it's just like locking you door when kids are in the house.

i always think what if people actually posted the truth on fb. like I woke up early for sex today. truth.

some people wouldn't be shocked and others would be horrified.


kudos on the word verification crack down. i hate that.

Twingle Mommy said...

Well I'm a day late tonday so I hope evrything went well yesterday.

A Fulfilled Mommy said...

I have linked up! :)

 
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