Before I begin with the confessing I first want to say a fond farewell
To Glamazon...{you thought *I* was saying good bye huh? pshh as if!}
She has decided to say goodbye to her blog and I for one will miss her.
So go visit her and wish her happy trails.
Friday Confessional will continue as usual, but it will be missing the musings of the one and only Glamazon Mom.
Now...onto my confessions...
I Confess...
I have a potty mouth sometimes.
I don't really fly fast and loose with the explatives on my blog.
You know I like to keep it family friendly here.
But
I Confess...
The other day when I was enjoying a sunny afternoon bike ride.
I was followed by a tweeker chick on her bike insisting that I was "holding".
*ETA Tweeker=meth addict*
She followed me yelling that she "knew" I had some "smack" and that she had "some gas cards to trade for it."
I told her over and over for about a block that she was mistaken and that I had nothing.
I Confess...
I was kind of scared.
I mean she was old and scrawny, I was pretty sure I could take her, but she was also a tweeker,
I watch enough TV to know sometimes tweeker's have super human strength when they are high.
I Confess...
I rode right past my own house because she was still following me.
I couldn't shake her using my nice calm words.
Finally I decided I needed to speak HER language.
I Confess...
There was NOTHING lady like OR Family Friendly about it.
It was UGLY. It was growly. I spit when I spoke it. Teeth gnashed. Nostrils flared.
She finally said, "OK, OK, take it easy!"
Then rode off in the opposite direction.
I Confess...
I felt like a total badass.
I scared MYSELF a little, even.
Then I rode my bike home and resolved to not go for another bike ride alone.
Not until we live in another town.
Because seriously.
Stuff like this NEVER use to happen to me.
Until we moved here.
I Confess...
I have a potty mouth and I KNOW how to use it, when needed.
Yep.

So what are you confessing this fine Friday?
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