I Confess...
I have been watching American Idol.
I promised myself after last year that I wouldn't. It. Was. So. Bad.
I thought I could keep that promise when I found out Simon was leaving the show.
THEN
I hear Steven Tyler is a judge and 15 yr old me screamed "STEVEN TYLER!! I love Steven Tyler"
Yep, I have always had this thing for him.
I am not even really sure what it is.
He isn't really even that good looking.
Like. At. All. Even.
But there is something about him that really blows my skirt up.
Yep, I said it.
*blushing*
I Confess...
I am sad to hear Regis Philbin is leaving his show.
I love Regis.
Not in the same way I love Steven Tyler.
That would be gross.
I just love the banter he has with Kelly Ripa.
OH Kelly...now that girl is my BFF, she doesn't know it.
But she is.
Back to Regis...
Yeah it is time, but I will miss him.
I Confess...
Barbara Walters needs to take a page from Regis' book.
Seriously, she is old.
She makes me crazy on The View.
Which is why I broke up with The View
I Confess....
I watch The Talk instead.
OH and the Gayle King Show.
So good.
I Heart OWN
I Confess...
I think I might watch too much TV.
This happens when your home is also your office and you rarely sleep.
Or maybe it just happens to me.
*pathetic*
It is what it is.
Don't judge me.
Obviously I need more real life friends.
Turning on me now would just be mean.
Anyone still there?
I Confess...
When I hear about my bloggy friends gathering for a Girl's Night Out, I get jealous.
I want local friends. I need local friends. I have TRIED making local friends.
I have no close local friends.
I love a good GNO.
My bloggy friend
Sami and I were text messaging the other day
(yeah, we text) and she was getting ready to meet her peeps for a GNO.
Suddenly I got all kinds of jealous.
Like J-E-A-L-O-U-S.
I said, "Girl one of these days I am gonna send you a Flat Mamarazzi to take on a GNO"
She thought this was a great idea (cuz she thinks everything I say is genius).
THEN I was text messaging my bloggy friend
MiMi (yeah, we text too) and told her about my Flat idea.
She also thought it was genius (see a pattern here? I am only friends with people who think I am super smart...and pretty...and funny...hmm maybe this is why all of my friends live in the computer)
And the plan for Flat Mamarazzi and Flat MiMi was born!
And now Flat MiMi and I are going to GNO with the
RHOK girls.
So...who wants to take me out on the town next?
I come with 11 different hair and wardrobe changes.
Thanks to the ever awesome
Sami and her equally awesome hubz.



See the cool thing about being a "Flat" is that I can be whatever dress size I want too.
I mean really, my Flat is only like 9 inches tall, she needs to be skinny too.
Yeah, I made a Flat version of myself only cuter.
AND
Yeah, I am serious about my bloggy friends showing my Flat Mamarazzi a good time.
You remember when I had my niece's
Flat Reese right?
Well, same thing...Flat Mamarazzi is ready to travel. She is looking for an adventure, it doesn't have to be a GNO, it could be tea, or a pedicure...or throw her in your suitcase for your next vacation, she loves a good road trip.
Going somewhere exotic? Bring Flat Mamarazzi along, she has a passport and everything.
So leave me a comment or send me
Private Message letting me know which "Flats" you want and I will send them to you.
You take pictures of our adventure, create a post and I will link up your blog AND send you a little gift for being such an amazing hostess.
Fun right? Flat Mamarazzi gets out, you get a gift. Win/Win.
OH I even made a button, see it over there on my sidebar?
Confess, you know you want one!
I Confess...
This entire confession paints me as seriously self absorbed.
If the narcissism fits...
So they (
Mamarazzi and
Glamazon) say that confession is good for the soul, so grab our super cute button, confess and link up! You will feel better, we promise.

PS my sister Meg is here from Arkansas and I am in Hollister, basking in her awesomeness, so I won't be blog hopping until Sunday night or Monday. I PINKY promise I WILL be by.
