I Confess...
I have been having truly bizarre dreams the last few nights.
In my dream last night I was getting ready to go run a marathon. Yeah, me...running a marathon.
Have you stopped laughing yet?
I Confess...
In my dreams I am totally hot and fit and perfectly healthy. I go between loving my "dream self" and hating her.
And when I call her my "dream self" it doesn't mean I dream of looking like her in real life, I just mean when I dream myself in my dreams I am smok'en hot. That's all.
Sometimes, in my dreams I can make my "dream self" eat bad things and she doesn't feel the least bit guilty about it. This is how my real self and my dream self are alike.
I Confess...
I rarely, if ever, feel guilty for eating something naughty. True story.
ANYWAY...back to the dreams.
I Confess...
In another dream I was walking around an outdoor mall in San Diego asking pregnant women and women with infants, "what are your plans for this baby?"
Some of them told me they were keeping it and a few took my number not sure what their plans were.
I Confess...
I have gone up to pregnant teens 3 times in REAL life and asked them what their plans were for their baby.
I even gave my phone number to a couple of them.
But I have NEVER gone up to a woman with an infant asking them what their plans are.
I Confess...
I HAVE looked at a few new moms and thought to myself, "I could totally love that baby as my own."
I wonder how all of this makes me seem to you, the people reading my blog.
Is this weird? Am I a total freak for going up to pregnant teenagers and giving them my phone number?
Do you know any knocked up chicks who are thinking of giving up their babies? Will you send them to me?
I Confess...
In another dream I found myself in a field filled with wildflowers. I was singing, not in a Julie Andrews "Sound of Music" sort of way...more like a Snow White Disney Princess thing.
You know, where birds land on your shoulder and the animals join in.
I Confess...
My own laughter woke me up...it was just soooo awesome.
I Confess...
I have always wanted to be a Disney princess.
So when Myya's youngest daughter Aliya took a doll she got in her Happy Meal and looked at it and said, "Mamarazzi" (but she used my real name) I kind of felt all special.
Of course I took a picture right away and posted it on Facebook. I HAD been wearing pigtails a lot, cuz it had been so hot and she has green eyes too....soooooo
I called it a Mamarazzi Action Figure...but I used my real name.
It kind of makes me laugh that I took what a 22 month old girl said and ran with it. But this is most likely as close as I will ever come to being a Disney Princess....and really, it is not that close.
BUT she does resemble my "dream self".
I Confess...
Stretching for my own entertainment is something I do VERY well. Creative license is like my very best friend.
64 comments:
I have CRAZY dreams all the time! It's always fun to hear I'm not the only one with adventures in my sleep :)
You are so funny and cute! If I had an extra baby lying around, I would totally give it to you.
hehe, I would love to wake myself up laughing. Man, if only I could drive myself smoking hot all the time. I'm with you though-I might love and hate her.
Aw that barbie does kind of look like you! Now if only you could live off the royalties of that doll!
I don't think it's a problem that you gave pregnant teens your number. The only problem I see is if you mistook a pregnant woman for a teen. I sometimes get mistaken for a teenager and I'd be pretty indignant. But I'm SURE you're checking for wedding rings first so it's ok! If I hear about someone wanting to give away their baby, I will definitely send them to you.
How can you keep track of your dreams and remember them? I wish I could specially if they will make me laugh as much as yours. That was great! Thank you for sharing.
I never remember my dreams. I imagine in my dreams I am running marathons while eating a drumstick ice cream... what can I say? I love running and love drumsticks... but those darn ice creams are ridiculously bad for me!! lol
Love it. Totally rad action figure and creative liscence (did I spell that wrong? It looks funny to me).
Um I think the same thing of teenage pregnant girls. Have you done passalong cards yet? You should totally do some. And an adoption blog. It works for people. People I know in real life. I'd be thrilled if it worked for you too. Seriously.
My plans for this baby? I'll go for it even if you didn't ask me. I plan on making him my little sidekick. And savoring every smile and new trick and delight he comes up with. He just found his feet. It's darling. He even got his toes in his mouth tonight. (I'd seen it before but the hubs thought it was totally new.) I will try to enjoy him and not be jealous of people with baby girls. Yeah I get jealous of that. My baby girl is 7 next week. Not very baby anymore. So I need to remember to enjoy riot and not covet other peoples babies and enjoy the one I have. Even though boys can't wear tutu's.
That was probably irritating. Sorry if it was.
I wish you could have a baby of any kind. I'd be excited for you and jealous too.
Wow I wish I was skinny and hot in my dreams. I am not. Or at least I have never noticed I was.
Love your no guilt. Me too.
I'm loaded up on vicodin so if this is incoherent or stupid. I blame the meds . Sinus/ toothache/headache. I go for the big guns, they were handy.
Crazy awesome dreams! I dream about my hot self too... Sure wish it was real life. Damn reality!
I hope one of these days someone hands you a baby & walks away. Ohhh how happy that would make me!!
That doll TOTALLY was you. You are a pretty pretty princess dontcha know!
I wonder when I am going to stop missing you so much??? :(
Love the action figure! It's pretty awesome.
I'll be keeping you in my thoughts about babies. I remember how devastated I was when the doctor told me I might not have children and then surprise! My lowest moment to my highest moment.
All the best to you!
Love the actions figure idea. LOL
You crazy? Nope not at all. It just shows your love for children. :)
I hope you have more crazy fun dreams, better then nightmares.
Have a great weekend.
I don't know if this helps any, but I walk up to people I don't know and ask about their plans for their puppies. I'm all kinds of pushy about it too. :) I, too, have some very wild and out there dreams - though often they are bad.
Last night I dreamed I couldn't get any sounds out of my whistle (I use it to communicate with the dogs at a distance). Oh wait... that's about like real life. lol!
you always make me smile but you also make me feel a twinge of pain with your desire for a baby,, if its meant to be it will happen,, either on its own or with your help,, be happy,,wonderful list,, some strange bits too,, lol,, you are so openly honest you are,, have the best of best days,, you never know there may be a teen meet up with you that needs your help,, one never knows,
I think that is so sweet of you to leave your # with a teenage who might need your help. You are such a good person :)
Ive been having crazy dreams too. Two night ago I was dreaming I was with my Ex agaian. I am always scared my fiance will try to wake me up and i'll be half asleep and say who ever I'm dreaming abouts name. haha oops.
I love your dreams. I used to have dreams that someone was going to give me a baby but I would wake up before I got to hold him/her. Also, if I had a dream I was going to run a marathon it would qualify as a nightmare.
Your own action figure?! That's the best thing ever.
I love Friday confessional...I have been haveing crazy dreams too.
Have a great day : )
Um..I would love to wake myself up by my own laughing that's amazing. & being a disney princess WOULD be awesome!
Haha. I love that you have a "dream self". Too funny.
I think it's totally ok to no feel guilty after eating something. Naughty or not. Eat & enjoy life!
Hey I think it's good to give them an option. You never know!
Gosh I haven't laughed in my dreams in years. Its awesome when you do!
I have vivid dreams too--the ones I like are the ones where I am flying and it feels sort of like swimming.
You are smoking hot! Hope the sunburn has gotten better.
Dreams about running? Sounds like a nightmare to me!
I go through fazes where I have crazy random dreams. It's exhausting. I never really see MYSELF though. Wonder what that means? Do I focus on others too much? Probably.
Love the action figure!
I have dreams all the time -- especially when I have a night of drinking. they can get really intense. I have been shot a couple times and I was a power ranger once =)
My husband always wakes us up laughing in his sleep haha =)
While I haven't gone up to any teenagers to ask them their plans for their baby, I think about doing it all the time. I found out a former student got pregnant right before going into ninth grade and I wanted to ask her to give me her baby. I couldn't do it though.
I love how you kept saying "but I used my real name" it is like you are a super spy or undercover agent, it just made me laugh. I always laugh because even though I know you and Impulsive's real names, I never call you by them in my head. Weird, huh?
Oooo, do you ever wonder what dreams mean?! Mine are always so stupid I figure it's just my subconscious telling me what a wacko I am!
Random but my cousin is adopting out her baby. That terminology just sounds totally wrong but whatev. She lives in Vegas though...
I love the new Mamarazzi action figure. Super cute and she really does look like you. WHo has been peeking in your windows? Ronald!!!!
Hey I offered to take my nephews child when it was born because he and the momma are strung out on drugs and the thought of that child being a ward of the state just broke my heart.. so nope not weird at all. I am in baby fever mode as well and we can't have anymore soo that only leaves me with that option.
My dreams are weird too. I never understand how my hubby can never remember his!
I love the Mamarazzi action figure.
Sounds like you're either feeling better or that sun really got to your brain! LOL
How do I view you after reading this post? It makes me wish the whole surrogacy journey we were starting would've gone through. Seriously. It makes me so sad.
LOVE the Mamarazzin action figure. Why not run with it?! Isn't it awesome when your laughter wakes you up?
Happy weekend!!
I don't think your weird at all. If I had guts I would probably do the same thing.
I often think, they aren't being nice to that baby....if it were MY baby blah blah blah.
I love dreaming. It's awesome. The bizarreness of it all makes me giggle.
We have two of those action figures floating around my house right now. It's one of the few toys from McD's that I don't hate. Why?? Because it doesn't make noise!
I have dreamed about earwigs in my room. Three nights in a row. They terrify me. Last night I even jumped up, turned on the lamp, and shook my sheets out because I was SURE there were earwigs in there. Then I woke up and realized I was being a doof.
Funny, I wrote on my blog about how I'm only half-joking when I tell my friends I want to buy their babies. We have something in common...lol!!
I'm always way hot in my dreams too. usualy I have long blond hair and I spend a lot of time looking in the mirror and brushing it. oh well.
I over heard a girl making an appointment over the phone for an abortion once. I totally paniced but then I tried to talk her out of it and told her I would help her with her pregnancy and take the baby and I left her my phone number. She never called. so sad. so I don't think you're crazy for giving pregnaunt teens your number, but the teen girls might have thought you were, idk.
anyway, i love your action figure!
I think you are awesome for giving your number to pregnant teens. Who knows what's going on in their life. You could be just what they need! :)
OMG your dreams are so awesome!
Mine usually have to do with zombies an/or Big Poppa being mean to me, lol! Not sure what that says about me, but oh well!
Hope you have a great weekend! ^_^
I love waking up to myself laughing out loud while dreaming.
I love waking up to myself laughing out loud while dreaming.
I dream about old boyfriends only this time they can't live without me and I am the total object of their desire... what does that mean? Can you interpret dreams? no? maybe you should, it would be hilarious!!!
My action figure is a Tellytubby... sigh.
you crack me up. you are so famous to have your own action figure. I don't think it's weird to ask about babies. maybe fate will work in your favor.
I would love my own Barbie/Action Hero/Princess!!
I have been having crazy dreams, too, Mamarazzi! Last night I dreamed that Trip made me go to Ireland without wearing any shoes (TSA agents would not give them back) and the airlines lost my luggage! MEH! I woke up mad at the poor guy, LOL!
Thank-you for hosting!
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~Ricki Jill
Maybe it's something in the air but I've been having the crazy dreams too!
Happy Friday all!
I LOVE your action figure! That's awesome...I so need one of my own.
Pregnancy dreams are the most bizarre, though I'm a pretty over the top dreamer myself...My dream self also doesn't feel guilt. It's a nice reprieve!
I know of a teenager who is pregnant that I would gladly send your way...my daughter told me about it and I just cringed. :(
Sigh.
Anyway--hope you have a great weekend!
I have never gone up to anyone asking that, but I sure have wondered out loud! I wish someone would give me their baby too :( but all on the Lord's time I guess.
And I did laugh out loud at all your dreams. They don't seem crazy to me, my crazy dreams involve me going to Al Pacino's house, going down to the basement, and turning into this rainbow pixie matter (you can only see the outline of the body in rainbow color), that can only get out of the house by being sucked into a straw. Yeah.
Crazy dreams, i wish I was hot and sexy in my crazy dreams.
I don't think it's weird.. You just want a baby-natural.
Love the doll. Awesome!
omg I love your blog so much!!!
Dreams are just weird.
You are not weird. Although, that would take a lot of, um, guts to go up to a teen and ask what are her plans. Kudos to you!
I think I want the Mamarazzi action figure!
My dream self is very athletic and outgoing (even a little too outgoing sometimes *winkwink*), totally the opposite of me.
I wanna be a princess too. Where's my action figure??
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I only wake up crying from my dreams and I hate those dreams!
Hmmm, I'm an active dreamer also but, I never see my dream self. I'm always an observer. One thing that does happen in my dreams is that a person will randomly turn into another person. ??? Anyway, I have no gauge as to whether my dream self is hot but, hey ... I'll run with that. LOL Enjoyed your post though.
Wow, you have guts to go up to pregnant teens like that. I think even if I wanted to I couldn't do it. I have a second cousin who is a junior in high school and pregnant, but I am guessing she is going to keep the baby
I get mad when my dream self is all hot and stuff. I wish awake me was all hot :)
I had a awesome dream the other night that we had a house on the beach and me and my son was going surfing. I have never surfed or even seean the ocean before.
Have a great weekend :-)
Thanks for hosting- this is a fun link up!
Those are some pretty crazy dreams!
There are so many pregnant teens in my town, it's an epidemic!
Loved reading your confessions!!
A dream-style self to shoot for sounds great to me! :D
And I will keep my eyes out for spare babies for ya. I'd give you mind, but I haven't yet found a worthy sperm donor. Ah, well.
wow and i thought my dreams were crazy but then it is what we love about you the crazy things you do and say and then share them with us
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I have really weird dreams too!
Especially after my shot. WEIRD dreams.
Mostly just crazy stuff.
Once in a while I'll dream that I'm my 17 year old self but I can barely walk.
Like, I'm trying to cross a road and I'm dragging my legs and I just.can't.get them to move faster.
That doll did look like you. For reals. Only you don't have a ginormous head and small body.
I'm seriously missing you this week!
What is up with the moon this week?! Both myself and my husband have had crazy dreams all week causing us to get restless sleep! Glad to know it's universal.
You dream cool dreams :)
In my dreams I am smokin' hot, too!!
Just linked! I'm tardy.
I totally dream of myself as the fit hot mama I want to be!
However if Im running in a dream it definitely a nightmare because even if my dreams I cant run!
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