Friday Confessional

I Confess...

For the first time in my life I can kind of relate the mamas on Toddlers and Tiaras.

You know the mamas.

Fat, missing some teeth, living vicariously through their little girls.

Dressing their BABY'S like strippers, covered in body glitter and sequins.

Fake smiles, and eyelashes.

(when mama is the one who needs a "flipper"...that's fancy talk for fake teeth).

The mamas who pour Redbull and pixie sticks down their toddler's throats.

Saying things like, "oh they are just tired" through their pasted on smiles. batting their eyelashes.

When the little darling is in the background now throwing a full on diva fit.

Throwing punches at their grandma (or dad who would rather be hunting) because they are hopped up on caffeine and sugar.

I Confess...

I forgot what I was talking about and had to scroll to retrace my train of thought.

Yes, really.

I Confess...

I am somewhat obsessed with that show.

Clearly.

Anywhitetrash

Coco is in a Cutest Pet contest.

On this blog. Have you voted for her yet?

I Confess...

I REALLY want her to win.

I almost feel bad that as of right now she is in second place.

I mean I entered my little furbaby in a CONTEST

For Cutest Pet.

I Confess...

Coco doesn't even really know she is a dog.

But there is a small part of me that feels like her whole self esteem depends on the win.

So, do me a favor.

Actually do Coco a favor.

Save her from her crazy mama

Because

I am considering taking her full glitz.

Really. Go. Vote.

This could get ugly.

I Confess...

This is pre-scheduled post.

Today is my 40th Birthday.

I am HOPING that as you read this I am doing something really fun.

And making a birthday wish or two.

I will be by later this weekend to say hello and read your confessions.

UNLESS I am otherwise entertained.

*crossies*

So, what are you confessing this week?

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