It was a loooooong week last week.
I loved spending the time with my folks.
Really, helping to take care of my mom after her surgery was great.
I Confess...
I loved telling people my mom was getting a boob job.
I secretly think she thought it was funny too.
I think this because I heard her tell about a dozen people who asked her how she was doing that she was fine but not to believe anything I said.
Then she went on to tell them that I was telling everyone she went in for a boob job.
See...I am right, she DOES think I am funny.
I really am.
I Confess...
Speaking of boobs.
As I type this a news reporter just said, "Once we find out more we will keep you all abreast of the situation."
I giggled.
A Breast.
That's funny.
Yep, I am super mature like that.
I Confess...
I am really good at Jeopardy and Wheel of Fortune
I know this because that is what old people watch every evening at 7pm
When I say old people, I mean my parents.
I Confess...
I tried that little joke on Big Daddy.
He laughed.
So I tried it on my folks.
They laughed...kinda.
I Confess...
It was hard to be away from Big Daddy for 9 whole days.
I really missed him.
Like. A. Lot.
I Confess...
When Big Daddy came to my folk's house to spend the weekend there before we headed home on Sunday I was sooooo excited to see him.
And when we went to bed that night it got a little sexy.
Of course.
I mean...it had been a while.
I Confess...
The bed in the guest room makes a lot of noise.
I mean just rolling over in it can be heard throughout the house.
I may or may not have said, "meet me on the floor"
What? I promised LAST week that this Friday Confessional would be juicy.
I Confess...
I have thought about deleting that confession ALL WEEK.
I didn't.
Are you glad or disturbed?
I Confess...
I worry it will be the latter.
But I also know a few of my readers will love it.
So...there it is.
I Confess...
It is good to be home.
In my own bed.
That doesn't squeek.
And even if it did it wouldn't matter.
Cuz it is MY house and I can make as much noise as I want to.
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57 comments:
I think your sexy confession is hilarious! I love that you told people your mom was getting a boob job. I can just picture doing that to my mom. She would be so embarrassed but amused, too!
I'm good at Wheel of Fortune, I want to go on there and make a pile of money. I'm not so good at Jeopardy though! Those people are smart!
LOL, love the boob job comment though, hilarious! :)
Hahaha! You ARE funny! YOU seriously crack me up! This week was really LONG! As I was reading your post, I thought "yeah, it was' .....rarr sex kitten! I love it! Everyone gets a little sexy now and then, we just don't have the cahones (spelling?) to talk/blog about it! Go head girl! Ain't no shame in your game! Yeah I feel super old right now LOL!
This blog post has been rated PG13 by the blog industry! :) Funny stuff!
My dad loves Wheel of Fortune too!
I LOVE your juicy confessions! ;) I think we've all been in the squeaky spare bed with our parents down the hall...or our old bedroom...in a twin size bed...perhaps before we were supposed to be sleeping in the same bed. Theoretically speaking. Whatever.
I'm glad you are back home with Big Daddy...in your non-squeaky bed.
Yes. A sign of being old...er is that you watch Wheel Of Fortune everyday at 6:30...and you're ticked on the weekends when they mess with your schedule. My grandpa used to get so mad when it didn't come on.
I love watching Wheel of Fortune and Jeopardy. Just another sign that I'm getting old.
A.) I think it's our blog and b.) It's all about confessions so hey, never censor yourself!
You are too funny! I love that you left the juicy-ness in. Good for you, me I'm a wimp when it comes to posting stuff like that!
And your Wheel of Fortune/Jeopardy thing is so true! I remember my grandparents watching it all the time. Now my mom does and I was thinking she was getting to be just like them. Only a matter of time before I'm doing it too!
Go boob job Mom!
You're married. Sexy time is important. And it's a confessional.
And I love to watch Jeopardy. I'm just not usually home yet to catch it.
I seriously LOL'd when I read your confessions. So funny!!!
My post says "boobs" today too!
ha ha ha you are too funny, great way to wake up, read your blog and smile! So thanks for bringing a smile to my face!!
Well, I'll have you know that I happen to be one of your readers who's very glad to have ready your funny and "intimate" confession! You just made my day! ;)
Hey the floor is a great alternative to a squeaky bed--good for you.
I confess I'm glad I found your blog, I had alot to get off my chest, or I should say clean out my britches,hehe
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Question is will your husband be disturbed? Mine would freak if I ever said something like that on my blog, though yes have had to deal with squeaky beds before.
My place of choice when fearful of being overheard is the closet! I feel safe wrapped up within all the clothes! You get your groove on girl, it keeps things fresh and spicy!
Did you have on your eff me pumps and did you remember to put your finger in your mouth?
I'm so proud of you!
i'm glad you didn't delete it. you crack me up. having sex on the floor is so uncomfortable though.
Hahah you said boobs :)
I am really good at Jeopardy, I love kicking hubby' but answering the questions. Happy Friday!
Oh, I loved it!! Sexy confessions are the best ones, right??
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I love your sexy confession :) Squeaky beds make it feel all naughty, ooo la la. I like that you can confess that sorta stuff.
LOL @ your mom getting her boobs done. Ya'll have a really cute relationship, love it!
I would be so mean and make him wait. But then...9 days is a long time! ;)
Being back home is always fantastic. It's nice to get away, but it's nicer to get back into your bed and know you are home :)
And no the fiesty confession didn't disturb me!
I confess: I want new sheets on that bed when I come visit.
LOL! Rylin sleeps in bed with us so I may or may not have had a few "meet me on the floor" moments since shes been born!!!
I love your sexy confession! I think that making a little noise with your Big Daddy is a great thing.. especially after 9 days! Glad your mom's surgery went good! And that you are back in your own bed! Enjoy making those spring squeak! Isn't that why we find our Mr? LOL
I'm not disturbed! Your "juicy" confession is still pretty much family-friendly, at least for those of us with teens who could hear a lot worse! And I admit... the word "weenie" still makes me giggle!
Oh and the boob job that was great. I think I may have to do that to my mom.. She would turn so many shades of red! Have a good one :)
Too funny. It's always a little racy to mess around at the parent's house. You feel all young again, right.
I hope you didn't get carpet burn.
Not that I know anything about that. Ahem.
Hehe, sometimes it's nice on the floor, provided it's carpeted!! Hardwood floors, despite their name, are just not sexy. ;-)
I love that you told everyone about your mom's boob job... shhh I know she really did get one. LOL
I giggle at the word erect. I know, totally mature I know.
Bow Chicka Bow Wow... you go girl!
laughing out loud... literally... good for you! :) And it's good that, as promised, you kept us all abreast of the situation:)
Oh yeah! That was totally worth the wait. Hilarious and totally understandable. Been there done that.
See, this is why you rock- creative and viable solutions to some of life's most pressing problems. ;)
(I'm not woman enough to get sexy in my parents' house...way too paranoid)
I'm glad you and Big Daddy got a break and a reunion, and that your mom is doing well. Happy Friday! :)
Did you feel like you were gonna get in trouble for "messing" around with your hubby at your parents place? We also do. I feel like I'm in high school and this is wrong.
And you gotta know that every weekend my DH came home from his travels, it was a non-stop bed feast. Well, as much as it could be with 4.5 kids. LOL!
You have a funny life to confess:-)
I would take a squeaky bed over the floor any day... or night. The floor is one of those things that looks romantic on tv but is more like "your on my HAIR" in real life.
Hehehe, I hear ya on how things can get sexy after being apart! Big Poppa was gone all last week, so you can bet that by the time he got back home....well, the kids went to bed early two nights in a row, lol!
I found your juicy confession AWESOME! Not disturbed at all! ;-)
OMG, I love that you laughed when he said "keep you abreast of the situation"! I'm super immature like that too (hence my confession this week)!
And I love the bedroom confession. Although if it were me, I probably would've been too lazy to take the action to the floor even if the bed was squeaky.
That's awesome!
When Roon and I were firsst married, we were fooling around during a "Sunday nap" at his folk's house, and I'm almost certain his parents heard us. I couldn't look them in the eyes for the rest of the day...
Maybe I should have met him on the floor too. :)
Good for you, Mama!
Inspired by you, I got brave with my confessions today :)
my parents always watch wheel of fortune! i confess: i wish i was better at playing along! haha!
have a great weekend!
Just found your blog randomly and I am SO GLAD I did...you had me in stiches!:) Looking forward to reading s'more!
Megan
www.CutTheCraft.com
this confessional is absolutely hilarious! that's all I've got to say about that!
This made me laugh OUT LOUD!!!!
Thanks for the comic relief!!!
JUST got linked up. I'll be back later to read when I'm awake.
;)
it's been a few weeks since I linked up.... totally didn't realize I was FOLLOWING... But now I am :)
Sorry I didn't linkup the exact post. I do know how to do it, sorry won't happen again.
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Girl you have no idea how happy I will be when Levi and I return to our own bed and bedroom next weekend....that air mattress in the living room, not so conducive to the horizontal hula
Um...I'm only DISTURBED about how GLAD that confession makes me!
A girl after my own heart. :)
Girl...you KNOW that I looooove the juiciness of this confessional!! I've got tons of juicy stories but my mom reads and she doesn't need to know everything. I'm MIA until tomorrow but I had to stalk blogs quietly because I miss my bloggy friends and I feel out of the loop!
Good job on not deleting your sexcapades!!
There are all sorts of inappropriate images being burned into my retinas due to your confessions....
You ARE funny!
I too giggle at words like "abreast". And sometimes just for fun, I say "aboob". Try it. I promise it will make you giggle again.
LOVE it! Definitely love the boob comments. and the whole 'abreast' thing? Yup I definitely giggled too! :)
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