I May Need An Intervention!

Wow, umm it's bee a while since my last real post. Lame. Sorry about that.

It seems I am always catching up these days. Oh well.

I cannot seem to take a break from the torrid love affair I have with Facebook. Those of you who are my "friend" there may find this a bit redundant since I update you on my minute to minute happenings over there..you're so lucky! *insert eye roll here*

But there have been a few recent status updates that might be worth sharing twice...maybe.

(keeping my real name out of this...)

Mamarazzi.......when walking to the end of your driveway to check your mail it is a good idea to make sure the back of your dress is not tucked into your underwear, exposing your backside...this is especially important when your neighbors are all gathered on their front lawn and you hear someone say, "OMG look, you can see her a$$" followed by laughter, and possible pointing. *sigh*

yep, it happened..to ME. Laughing about it now, but not ready to really talk about it.

Mamarazzi...why do I want a Twinkie every time I see a "Despicable Me" preview? It just feels so wrong!

this one didn't get ANY comments so I am assuming I am alone on this one. Anyone? Anyone? Stupid diabetes...

Mamarazzi...just caught myself saying that one of my cats has "special needs"..which is kind of true. But really, I was just worried that my other cat was being a bully to him...and now I am sharing this one Facebook, cuz I must really be over the edge crazy! I need a vacation, or medication.

seriously? When did I become the crazy cat lady?

Mamarazzi...getting a pedicure with the hubz. I love a man who takes care of his feet...and pays for my pampering.

Why yes, Big Daddy does get regular pedicures. Be jealous, my man has soft feet. *hair flip*

Mamarazzi...the hubz as he jumps out of the car to run into Auto Zone, "Need anything? Anything you want, it's yours beautiful...anything!" he thinks he is hilarious.

Big Daddy...generous to a fault. Lucky me.

Mamarazzi...meeting the hubz for an early dinner and a smog check...and no that's not "code" for anything.

Ya see, some of my Facebook friends are kinda pervy, that's what makes this funny.

OK I suppose that's enough of that. I know those of you who have not already added me as a friend are DYING to find me on Facebook now...right?

You can also become a fan of Dandelion Wishes...sometimes my Facebook fans are the FIRST to hear about giveaways and upcoming swaps...cuz, I am always there ya know, on Facebook. I might need an intervention.

Hey, did you see the Game Swap that is happening right now? Sign up...take a peek at the rules, I am looking for some newbies to add to the mix, so if you haven't qualified before, you probably do now...sign up, cuz once you have successfully swapped in one of my swaps then you qualify for ALL future swaps. Jump in, it;s going to be a blast!

I have some super CUTE and super FUN giveaways coming up soon...keep an eye out.

AND

I still have a whole week of Nephew cuteness to document here...good times!

HEY Big Daddy runs his first 10K this Saturday...I am so proud of him. My folks and my Sister Amy and her family are coming to cheer him on. Actually Amy is going to run it with him. YAY, for family support!!