It's time you and I have a heart to heart. Really? More breakouts? Tell me what you want from me, I promise to listen. Clearly I have done something to make you angry, I can change. Let's get back to the way we were.
Thanks for making my teens years virtually zit free, let's not change things now.
You are mean. Go away.
I will kill you with Midol, don't mess with me!
*Dear Creative Side of my Brain,
Thank you for being so awesome this last few weeks, we have really made some beautiful things together. I was just wondering if you would mind letting me sleep for a few hours. I promise as soon as I am awake it will be all about you again, but I really need you to shut up come bedtime.
It's not you, it's me...you are awesome.
*Dear lead lady in the following Video,
I love it. It makes me laugh and smile. Also I would have totally casted the video the same way...filling the background with women just a liiiiittle chubbier than me, to make me look thinner. Brilliant, it totally worked.
A fellow chubby girl who notices these things
*Dear Mean Lady in the Blogsphere,
I did not know I was stealing your idea when I "created" my weekly meme "It Happened..." I took it down as soon as I got your nasty, slightly threatening (gotta find me first, and I wouldn't even mess with me) email accusing me of "copying you". But did you need to sick your readers on me? I wrote a reeeeeally nice email back to you telling you how sorry I was for the misunderstanding. That should of been the end of it.
Grow up and feel free to "click on by" when it comes to my blog.
*Dear People who sign up for swaps and accept a package but never send one,
You Suck. You are on a naughty list. I am sharing your name and blog with anyone who hosts a swap so you can't screw another bloggy friend of mine.
How do you like me now?