It's time you and I have a heart to heart. Really? More breakouts? Tell me what you want from me, I promise to listen. Clearly I have done something to make you angry, I can change. Let's get back to the way we were.
Signed,
Thanks for making my teens years virtually zit free, let's not change things now.
*Dear Flo,
You are mean. Go away.
Signed,
I will kill you with Midol, don't mess with me!
*Dear Creative Side of my Brain,
Thank you for being so awesome this last few weeks, we have really made some beautiful things together. I was just wondering if you would mind letting me sleep for a few hours. I promise as soon as I am awake it will be all about you again, but I really need you to shut up come bedtime.
Signed,
It's not you, it's me...you are awesome.
*Dear lead lady in the following Video,
I love it. It makes me laugh and smile. Also I would have totally casted the video the same way...filling the background with women just a liiiiittle chubbier than me, to make me look thinner. Brilliant, it totally worked.
Signed,
A fellow chubby girl who notices these things
*Dear Mean Lady in the Blogsphere,
I did not know I was stealing your idea when I "created" my weekly meme "It Happened..." I took it down as soon as I got your nasty, slightly threatening (gotta find me first, and I wouldn't even mess with me) email accusing me of "copying you". But did you need to sick your readers on me? I wrote a reeeeeally nice email back to you telling you how sorry I was for the misunderstanding. That should of been the end of it.
Signed,
Grow up and feel free to "click on by" when it comes to my blog.
*Dear People who sign up for swaps and accept a package but never send one,
You Suck. You are on a naughty list. I am sharing your name and blog with anyone who hosts a swap so you can't screw another bloggy friend of mine.
Signed,
How do you like me now?
12 comments:
I will kill you with midol!!!! Hilarious!!
Whew Mamarazzi! Tell it like it is! I get that creative bug too and there is NO sleeping. Catch 22 right?
It can get pretty nasty out here can't it?
Hilarious! These letters crack me up! I was just thinking the same thing about my skin this morning! And I can't wait to see what you created!
So funny! And I can't believe somebody would accuse you of stealing their meme, there are SO many out there and SO many of them are similar. Who is to say who really came up with each one? Sheesh!
Thank you for stopping by my blog and making my SITS day so awesome!
Good for you for putting sucky swap people on blast! Oh & seriously the lady that sicked her follwers on you... come on grow up! Like there aren't a million other blogs in bloggy world & like you really knew you had a meme similar to hers. I'm just gonna say... SHE IS STUPID!!!
Mean People Suck.
Mean people suck! And I would be soo sad if I spent time & money to send someone an awesome swap package and never got one in return. Heck, I'm sad right now b/c the last swap I was in, my partner never posted her stuff or even said thanks. =[
This post is amazing. YOU'RE amazing!
I can't believe someone would sick her followers on you! You, of all people! How crazy! And totally not fair.
That's insane that someone is that uptight about a Meme name! As if! People need to get a life! Seriously pathetic!! Loved these letters!
What? Someone got mad at you for a meme?? I'm sad I missed that one, that is crazy!! Did she have a copy-right on it or something...how does she know that you didn't come up with it First..and just didn't post about it yet... crazy!
sorry that happened to you. There are snarky people out there, huh?
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