Those super cute SITS Girls have decided to have a little Friday Link Up Fun. Today's prompt was "Open Letters". Mamarazzi has gone through her archives and has dug up a couple open letters from the past to share with you. You. Are. Welcome. Go read more Open Letters HERE.
Dear Girl who should NOT be cutting hair,
I want to thank you for taking a half hearted look at the picture i gave you for the style i wanted and then giving me a TOTALLY different, and not at all cute, hair cut. I realize that you use scissors to do your job and not a magic wand. This is why the picture i gave you was of ME with a haircut that i liked, not a picture of some Victoria Secret Super Model...the hair that i truly covet.
Even though Rachel's haircut on Friends was like super cute in 1995, and i truly wanted it i knew it was not a good look for me, so i never asked for it. So i am wondering, since i did not ask for The Rachel Cut and it is no longer 1995 why on earth did you cut my hair like this?
I am not happy, it WILL take more than a week to get use to it....and this is not helping my self esteem in the slightest!
Sincerely,
a little less cute
(PS my hair has finally grown back, See The Mess Here, things are much better now)
Dear Pampered Chef Apple Slicer,
I love your sharpness and the way you cut through apples with ease. I love the way you have perfectly sliced and cored apples in our home since I purchased you last July (thanks for talking me into it Meg). I love being able to send perfectly sliced and cored apples in Jordan's lunch every day. I really love that most of the time it is Paul who uses you with such precision and grace. But yesterday, when it was me making J's lunch for the day and the very last bit of the apple got stuck i did not like that you decided to slice a huge chunk out of my thumb, and i mean a chunk...as in all the way off, with no chance of stitching to repair. I did not like how i just bled and bled and how much pain i have been in ever since. I don't like how every time i go to change the band aide on my thumb that it removes the scab and starts bleeding all over again. I do realize my darling Pampered Chef Apple Slicer that there is such thing as user error...however, this REALLY sucks. A lot. My thumb seriously hurts. A lot.
Sincerely,
Girl typing with a serious "limp"
PS i will not be using you anymore. I realize you and i are not a good match...it's not you, it's me.
EDITED to ADD...
Dear Auto Start Player,
Why? Why must you auto start? Why can't you respect my bloggy audio space? You startle me. You annoy me. You often make me search all over the place to turn you off. If you must Auto Start, can't you hang out at the top where I can find you? I should have a choice to listen to you, right? I love reading my friends blogs, love it, but you are making it a far less enjoyable thing for me. Yes YOU! You, Auto Start, are annoying. Especially when one of my bloggy friends has posted a video and the two of you are playing at the SAME TIME. Please for the love of all bloggy goodness stay on pause. Give a girl the freedom of choice. It's the polite thing to do.
let's be Friends,
Easily Overstimulated
Dear Word Verification,
Are you REALLY necessary? Really? Sometimes after i take the time and care to leave a brilliant, inspired and most often funny comment you decide to make me type crazy words several times. I just want to leave some love for my friends. Why must you make it so difficult?!
Not loving YOU,
Mamarazzi
61 comments:
OUCH!!
YOUSERS! On both!
That thumb looks bad!
I hate when that happens with your hair. It is really such a risk everytime you get your hair cut cuz you never know. I am a non practicing hair dresser. I won't let anyone touch my hair. Way too many mistakes. So I cut it myself now. Thank goodness hair grows. Don't worry, you still look cute!
Oh my, I hate bad haircuts!! Your finger looks painful!
Oh my gosh...your poor thumb!!
Sounds like an all around crappy day! So sorry to hear that. Hope both the hair and the thumb heal soon. I was thinking of getting one of those slicers - I think I will pass now!
Eek...the apple slicer would be in the trash if it did that to me. And i'm sure all of us can relate to the haircut. When i was in 9th grade, i cut my long hair almost up to my ears....yikes!
Dude - total ouch on the thumb!!!
Haircut . . . hey, at least it will grow back. Bad haircuts suck, but there's always a light at the end of that tunnel.
ouch !!!! my finger is trobbing for your finger..
OUCH!! I was thinking of buying one of those apple slicers, but nevermind!!!
i thought at first you were talking about the apple peeler, and i was going to mention how i tried to cut my thumb off with the apple slicer trying to get the chunk out as well.
ouch is right!!
and having had several little orphan boy haircuts over the span of my life, i feel your pain.
Oh my! Ouchie thumb, for sure! And I am so with you on the autostart and word verification.
Great letters! =)
damn the blind hair cutter...and the apple cutter too (theme???).
I hate word verifictaion too. I don't know how to tell people without hurting feelings but seriously. Oh and blog owner's approval? Are you getting that many hate/obscene comments that you need to screen your comments. I digress.
Nice to meet you :)
I haven't gotten mine yet (although I have my fingers crossed that it will be here today!) I sent mine out on Monday and used the 2-3 day shipping..but I am in VA and it was going to CA so--I'm hoping she will get hers today too!
OMG how funny. Those apple cutters sure are sharp and dangerous, even when you do know what you are doing. And I hate when you get a bad haircut or one you did not ask for. Time for a new stylist!
Wonderful open letters! The apple cutter, ouch... I feel ya there! Have done the same thing and broke it off with it after! We no longer "go there" with the apples. And the hairdresser! ARGHHH! Drives me nutty!
Thanks for coming to my forum, I'm not sure what happened to my open letter, but it's been corrected now. If you get a chance, come back.
Sorry to cause you daily pain with my stinky word verification and fave tunes. I'll admit it, sometimes I scare myself - when the kids have turned up the volume to play games ;D I'm just not ready to let it go yet.
Very funny. That's the good thing about hair, I guess, It Always Grows Back! ;)
Bad Haircuts stink and your thumb does look awful. Gave me shivers!!
Thanks for stopping by. I'm with you, GO BYU!!
Thank you for dropping by to tell me about the award you started, semms it is a big hit.
Hugs,
Chris
Ouch! I myself am anti-appleslicer as well!
Have a great day!
Jen
Ouch!!!
I will NEVER buy that thingy...
If it CAN happen, it definitely WILL happen to me!
and ditto to the word verification. I hate those things too!
=0D
Oh my gosh those letters are hilarious! You crack me up. I can totally relate, I've gotten some pretty bad haircuts in my lifetime too...Thank goodness hair grows back!
I am really sorry about your thumb... that is the pits!!
and I totally agree with you about the music players and the word verification... they drive me nuts! Glad I am not the only one!
Oh my gosh...the finger chunk picture...BUTT PUCKER! Ouch!!!!! That sucker is sharp!!
I am sooooo with you on the auto-start thing! Then there are the times where I am trying to clean out my Google Reader and I have five blogs open so I don't know which one is playing that annoyingly loud music! AARRRGGG!!!
Funny letters...not so funny owie! Dang woman...maybe you should wear work gloves next time you use something sharp in the kitchen!
I am slow sometimes. I finally figured it all out. I participated over at my place;)
There is nothing LESS FUN than a bad hair cut, except almost losing a limb. OUCH.
I'm always amazed what hairdressers can do with a picture and perfect description......and make it totally different. :)
I love your letters!!!
Sorry about your thumb :(
Those are great open letters. I just loved reading them. You have a very nice blog here. Really like the header and design.
The apple slicer really did a number on your finger huh? OUCH!
I am with ya on the auto-start SITSta!! Amen!
And oh the word verification...I'm not goin there. Thanks though LOL.
Oh reading those letters again made me laugh! You are seriously hilarious!
So much to comment on! Great letters! I am so sorry to hear about your thumb! Did it grow back. I love that apple slicer, but never let it join our family because of how sharp it is. I couldn't imagine letting my little ones use it.
I had word verification off but got perverted spam comments and turned it back on.. Okay I'll turn it off now that I know I can just delete those comments.
AMEN TO THE AUTO PLAYER LETTER! :)
btw speaking of dated haircuts.. a teenager just walked by my car (I'm borrowing wifi) with tapered white wash jeans and a total late 80s wedge haircut.. holy smokes you'd think it was 1988 again.
hah! I hate music on blogs and I hate word verification.
Great letters. But hey, I want to see the hair not the knarly chunk missing from your finger.
Oh wait, maybe it is part of PSF! Heading down below.
I've been reading your blog awhile because I remember the hair cut and the apple slicer! BTW, I turned off word verification about a week ago. So far, so good! And I couldn't agree more about auto start!
Wonderful posts!
All I can say is ouch, ouch, ouch!
Thanks for speaking for us all!
That finger looks owie!
And I'm in total agreement on word verification. I understand the point, but it is a true pain...
I don't think I've ever done a letter post. I'll have to get on that!
I had a similar experience with my hair and I cried for a week (or more) over it. My husband threatened me that he would never let me get my hair cut again because he was at lost with what to do with me.
'Hope your thumb is recovering! Thanks for stopping by my blog - I picked up your button as well!! :)
It's certainly no fun getting a bad haircut - ugh!! Cute letters!
Have a great weekend - Kellan
Love your new blog layout!
Your open letters are great. Sorry about the bad haircut...at least hair can grow out:)
OK, little lady, just stopping by to steal your button. Such a cute button!
oh my! What a post..many notes-to-self on this one! Sorry to hear about all you cuts!
Note to self: Do not buy Pampered Chef Apple Slicer! That must have REALLY hurt!! And I totally agree with all the other letters!! Great post!!
You should add "Dear Tiffany Who Has Not Sent Me My Target Gift Card."
I will do it this week.
Great post!!!!
There is an award waiting for you on my blog!
Holy crap that's a lot of comments!
I was loving this post-it's so funny- until I came to the thumb pictures and I was reminded again why I would not make a good nurse. I can't even handle a *picture* of someone's injury. :) I have that same slicer and I don't know how I'll be able to use it again!
51 Comments!!! You're a popular girl in the blogging world. Your posts are so funny, I can see why. BTW, I was only private for a nano-second. I fixed that.
Hi mamarazzi. Yes, we ARE neighbors in the valley. I'm in Turlock. Are you near or far? Thanks for visiting. I love your nickname. Clever kids. My camera is my third eye. I'm surprised my kids (all grown up now) didn't think of that. They just rolled their eyes and said - there goes mom, recordkeeping again.
Keep snapping,
Annie
OUCH about the FINGER!!!! that looks painful!
and i know what you mean about the WORD VERIFICATION!!
and
ooopsies... my music auto starts on my blog!!! maybe i really should change that :)
OMG! Can you say "OUCH!"? Hey there, SITSta! Gotta Super-Duper Giveaway that's Goin' On over at my place...please stop by when you have the chance!
Ouch about that thumb...and hillarious about the auto start music and word verification...I hate that too :-)
You're nutz and I love you!
That is all.
I hate auto start music too! Scares the crap out of me every single time!
I hate word verification, but it keeps spammers from leaving comments on your blog. That's why I have it. But seriously, sometimes it takes me like 7 tries to write the right word!
I wandered over here from Sista's and you totally cracked me up. I am currently growing out a hair don't so I can so relate to that letter, in fact I would love to sned it to my hair cut lady changing a few small details to fit me!
Okay, I have to agree the Pampered Chef Apple Slicer scares the heck out of me. I use it, it's neat and all, but I'm afraid I'm going to cut off a finger! And yes, that whole autostart music player makes me crazy too! For the record, both of my blogs have music, but it's up to YOU to start it. I wouldn't be so rude.
Amen to people who should not be cutting hair. Imagine. 39 weeks pg, hair to my bra hooks, I ask for 5 inches off, you know shoulder length and what do I get the Victoria Beckham shaved chin length bob thing..... not a pretty picture oin a VERY PREGNANT woman. 9 months and 4 days later my hair almost touches my shoulders..... can you feel the steam coming out of my ears!!! Anyway, found you on SITS! HI!
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