Those super cute SITS Girls have decided to have a little Friday Link Up Fun. Today's prompt was "Open Letters". Mamarazzi has gone through her archives and has dug up a couple open letters from the past to share with you. You. Are. Welcome. Go read more Open Letters HERE.
Dear Girl who should NOT be cutting hair,
I want to thank you for taking a half hearted look at the picture i gave you for the style i wanted and then giving me a TOTALLY different, and not at all cute, hair cut. I realize that you use scissors to do your job and not a magic wand. This is why the picture i gave you was of ME with a haircut that i liked, not a picture of some Victoria Secret Super Model...the hair that i truly covet.
Even though Rachel's haircut on Friends was like super cute in 1995, and i truly wanted it i knew it was not a good look for me, so i never asked for it. So i am wondering, since i did not ask for The Rachel Cut and it is no longer 1995 why on earth did you cut my hair like this?
I am not happy, it WILL take more than a week to get use to it....and this is not helping my self esteem in the slightest!
a little less cute
(PS my hair has finally grown back, See The Mess Here, things are much better now)
Dear Pampered Chef Apple Slicer,
I love your sharpness and the way you cut through apples with ease. I love the way you have perfectly sliced and cored apples in our home since I purchased you last July (thanks for talking me into it Meg). I love being able to send perfectly sliced and cored apples in Jordan's lunch every day. I really love that most of the time it is Paul who uses you with such precision and grace. But yesterday, when it was me making J's lunch for the day and the very last bit of the apple got stuck i did not like that you decided to slice a huge chunk out of my thumb, and i mean a chunk...as in all the way off, with no chance of stitching to repair. I did not like how i just bled and bled and how much pain i have been in ever since. I don't like how every time i go to change the band aide on my thumb that it removes the scab and starts bleeding all over again. I do realize my darling Pampered Chef Apple Slicer that there is such thing as user error...however, this REALLY sucks. A lot. My thumb seriously hurts. A lot.
Girl typing with a serious "limp"
PS i will not be using you anymore. I realize you and i are not a good match...it's not you, it's me.
EDITED to ADD...
Dear Auto Start Player,
Why? Why must you auto start? Why can't you respect my bloggy audio space? You startle me. You annoy me. You often make me search all over the place to turn you off. If you must Auto Start, can't you hang out at the top where I can find you? I should have a choice to listen to you, right? I love reading my friends blogs, love it, but you are making it a far less enjoyable thing for me. Yes YOU! You, Auto Start, are annoying. Especially when one of my bloggy friends has posted a video and the two of you are playing at the SAME TIME. Please for the love of all bloggy goodness stay on pause. Give a girl the freedom of choice. It's the polite thing to do.
let's be Friends,
Dear Word Verification,
Are you REALLY necessary? Really? Sometimes after i take the time and care to leave a brilliant, inspired and most often funny comment you decide to make me type crazy words several times. I just want to leave some love for my friends. Why must you make it so difficult?!
Not loving YOU,