We had been shopping for what seemed like an eternity. Jeans. For Jordan. The girl is growing so fast. ANYWAY we were done, finally, and had to stop at Target for some Halloween supplies. J wants to be a witch for Halloween. I needed to use the ladies room. I walked in to what looked like an empty, but super stinky, but also clean looking, bathroom.
As i entered the stall i heard a voice from nowhere (VFN)
VFN: Hi, I am so sorry it stinks in here.
(silence. is she talking to me?)
VFN: hello? I am really embarrassed. I am so sorry.
Me: Are you talking to me?
VFN: well yes,I am so sorry this is so embarrassing.
(she IS talking to ME!!)
Me: Oh, well...it's OK
(trying to pee and get outta here crazy lady)
VFN: this has never happened to me. it's stuff you hear about happening but hope it never happens to you.
(I mean really what am I suppose to say?)
VFN: I just don't know what I ate, but it really made me sick....(she continues on for a little while)
(seriously? are we really having this conversation?)
ME: hmm, yeah that's not good.
(zipping my jeans and flushing...must. get. out. of. here.)
VFN: Oh this is just so embarrassing. It just hit me out of nowhere. I am just so embarrassed.
Me: Oh yea, me too, I'm sorry, I really don't know what to say. I am kinda still in shock that we are actually having this conversation.
VFN: oh I am sorry. I am just so embarrassed, I just can't stop talking.
(really? I hadn't noticed)
Me: No worries (washing hands and walking out the door) I am going now. I hope you feel better.
VFN: OK thanks, sorry again.
(get me outta here!)
ummmm YES this really just happened. I couldn't wait to tell Big Daddy all about it. He just kept saying, "wow really? Wow...that's crazy, wow!"
seriously, does this sort of thing happen to anyone else?