This is NOT 300

That's right, i am not counting this as my 300th post. It was just too hard keeping quiet and NOT posting because i felt/feel so strongly about making a big deal out of my 300th post. That's just me, it's OK you don't have to understand or support it..it just is what it is and i am who i am! i have something in the works for the 300th post. It's going to be fun and i am REALLY looking forward to sharing it with you. Even if it won't officially be 300 we will be celebrating it.

moving right along...

i have a few thank you notes to write.

Dear Cecily,

I want to thank you for telling me about a really fun giveaway/post prompt that your friend over at I'm Being Held Hostage is hosting. i loooove me a giveaway so i decided to join. I love the way that blogging connects friends, don't you? Anyone you call a friend is most def someone i am interested in knowing. I know we already have a bunch of mutual friends and that only goes to further prove our awesomeness. See how many people we love who loves us back? COOL!

BIG red puffy heart,
Mamarazzi

PS It was also so wonderful of you to share about this giveaway. You could have easily kept it all to yourself. I hope I win. ;)


Dear Lady in the Market,

It was so nice to hear you calling my name from the other side of the produce section. I don't know why I expected to see someone i know when I turned around (which would have been strange since i know very few people in this dirty town i currently reside in) to see who was shouting "Mamarazzi", since it is a pseudo name for my blog and all. But there you were, so excited to see me, like i was a celebrity or something. It was so sweet of you to gush over the posts i had made recently giving me a blow by blow of my life. I promised to give you a shout out on my blog and i am sorry that i haven't done it sooner but HOLLA!!

BIG red puffy heart,
Mamarazzi

PS now that we know each other feel free to YELL my real name the next time you see me.


Dear BadGuy,

Remember that morning that you ran me off the road? I hope you never forget me. I am sure your court date (or paying your ticket) has come and gone but i hope you learned a valuable lesson from that day. Not only do I hope you are a safer driver who doesn't eat and check email while driving down the hwy at high speeds anymore...but i also hope you learned to wave with more than one finger. You are rude. Thank you for reminding me that I need to watch out for people like you.

No puffy heart for you,
Mamarazzi

PS. wasn't it awesome how before i even hung up with the CHP that they had you pulled over? You. Are. Welcome.

now for the people in my life who i love above all others....

Dear Jordan,

Thank you making your bed everyday. I know it's just part of your daily routine but it makes me smile every time i walk past your beautiful happy looking room and see it so neat and tidy. It makes me proud to be your mama. I know you are probably just doing it for your Lovies, making sure they have a nice place to spend their day, but I like to think it has a little to do with my happiness too...right? You are such a great kid, i could list the many things you do that bring pure joy to your daddy and me. I hope we tell you often enough how much you mean to us and how much we love you and how proud we are of the lovely young woman you are blossoming into.

I love you,
Mama

PS. Could you pretty please start taking the same care with your bathroom, it's gross.


Dear Big Daddy,

I love you. You bring laughter and love into my life. It amazes me everyday how wonderful it is to be married to my best friend. I hope i tell you enough how wonderful you are. I try to remember to give you lots of attention and affection cuz i know you are like all needy like that *wink*. My world is a better brighter place because of you. Thanks for that.

I love you,
Your Girl

PS could you bring me some diet pepsi...mama needs a fix.